"Such a shame about that man that came visiting last month. He must not be able to read right because he mistook that railing on the twenty-seventh floor of the SunTrust for an exit sign to the parking deck down below. He was right nice, too; such a shame. I do hope his family comes out of their legal troubles ok, what with his sweet little wife having just give birth to that hopelessly jaundiced baby girl that looks more like Mr. Wu than she'll ever look like her dear departed daddy. They say Mr. Wu has a friend up in The Phoenix Society, you know, and that there's only good things in his future now that he's been cleared of having that nice man killed."
"What? You didn't see his name on the prayer list down at Antioch? Oh, dear me, we'll just have to see about that. Well, have another sip of tea there, sugar. You don't wanna choke on your scone."